t-time musings

random thoughts of a strange mind
Nov 24
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gingergeneral:

This is where I go to school. Oh yes.

OH. MY. GOD.

i had completely forgotten about this. i went to this school? oh yes. yes i did. when was this performance? i remember being there, which is unusual for me…

Nov 22
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AAAHHHHHH

TONIGHT’S DEXTER!

SO GOOD!

HUGE TWIST AT THE END!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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fuckyeahmenwithcigs:

thisisacelliststumblr:

tversluis:

(via tehlionwings)

If i miraculously live to be old, I CAN BE A COOL OLD BLACK MAN.
Fuck man, I could be the cool old black man.
=D


i can never be this person. because i won’t get old, i’m not black, and i’m not a man. three strikes.

fuckyeahmenwithcigs:

thisisacelliststumblr:

tversluis:

(via tehlionwings)

If i miraculously live to be old, I CAN BE A COOL OLD BLACK MAN.

Fuck man, I could be the cool old black man.

=D

i can never be this person. because i won’t get old, i’m not black, and i’m not a man. three strikes.

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gingergeneral:

Some VMI Official: “My heavens, past this archway, the paved walkway turns into a wide grate. We certainly wouldn’t want anyone to turn an ankle…”
The Institute’s Answer?
Ban Sexy Women’s Footwear Down That Corridor!
I’m thoroughly entertained by the VMI approach to life.

well, thank god someone is looking out for the safety of American women. bravo, brave soldiers! keep up the good fight against foolish footwear!

gingergeneral:

Some VMI Official: “My heavens, past this archway, the paved walkway turns into a wide grate. We certainly wouldn’t want anyone to turn an ankle…”

The Institute’s Answer?

Ban Sexy Women’s Footwear Down That Corridor!

I’m thoroughly entertained by the VMI approach to life.

well, thank god someone is looking out for the safety of American women. bravo, brave soldiers! keep up the good fight against foolish footwear!

Nov 21
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that’s what i don’t like about her! right there! it’s the….nothing!

of course, the Special Olympics is to winners what Fox News is to experts. if you show up, you are one.

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“Ticklish is a pre-existing condition??”

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“Ticklish is a pre-existing condition??”

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hahaha. i do too.

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hahaha. i do too.

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